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[Open] "Athk me thtuff~!"

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*leaps up into a tree and perches on a branch, rocking gently and hums cheerfully*
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*just...appears, uncloaking and gives a hug!*
Lyrya Rockfall, PhD.
Dean and Professor of Geology, Thayd University

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*beams a grin and happily hugs Lyly back*
Posted Mar 9, 17 · OP
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*watches Ayana get with with a brick, sighs*
"No, but really. Why do you speak like that?"
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*rolls eyes and sighs before straining a smile and answering* "A'cuzth dat'th da way mah fayth hole maketh da wuhdth comin' out it thound. Mah fwendth don't theem ta mind da way Ah talk 'n it'th vay'we wude ta athk."
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*Another smiley Aurin girl appears to this bouncy company*
"Hey! I've heard you have some sweet buggy paste. Can you tell me how to make one?"
*then she points at Sazys*
"Also, can I hit him with a brick too?"
Posted Mar 10, 17
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*immediately brightens up and begins bouncing on the balls of her feet*

"Heya~! Welp, Ah yewth thwee diff'went kindth a paytht weally. A wuhm baytht paytht, a thpiduh baytht paytht, 'n a cwunch beetle baytht paytht. Why thwee diff'went paytht'th? Texthtuh 'n taytht, oh'ah ath Ah like ta call 'em, da two tee'th~! Ta make 'em ya gotta do diff'went thtuff tho let me shay'ah dat with ya thinth ya athkt tho nieth~!"

"Wuhm baytht paytht ith pwitty ee'thee. Only thing ya gotta do ith pick all da lil hay'ahth off da oneth dat got hay'ah on 'em a'cuzth dat'll jutht meth up da two tee'th weally bad. Aftuh dat ya jutht gotta wash 'em weal quick 'n thtick 'em in a blendah, add lil bit a buttuh, a cup a thoe'gah, a lil bit a milk, 'n den ya hit da button 'n blend away 'til it'th paytht~! Wuhm paytht flave'ahth weally good fo'ah jamth 'n jellieth 'n taythty thquishy thentuhth in cuppy caketh oh'ah donutth, oh'ah even ath a jelly lay'uh in buggie caketh~!"

"Thpiduh baytht paytht ith a lil bit twick'ee'uh. Fuhtht ya gotta cook it jutht a lil bit 'til da butt paht thtahtth ta thplit 'n all da hay'ah cooketh off. Dat way da meat ith thtill a bit gooey but ee'thee'uh ta wuhk with 'n den ya gotta pwep da body~! Fuhtht, take off da head 'n legth. Thwoe da head away a'cuzth dat paht ith jutht gwoeth. Da legth ya kin bake oh'ah fwie up ta make thumb weally taythty fwieth! Mmm mmm mmm~! 'N den ya take da tough outtuh thkin off a da meat a da body bitth 'n tawth it away too. Winth da meat off, thtick it in da blenduh, add thpietheth but make shoe'ah ta add a pinch a thalt ta anythin' elth ya yewth, a teeny bit a milk, 'n blend dat meth wight inta a taythty paytht dat'th weally, /weally/ good ath a tho't a thpwed on thtuff like toetht, beggleth, oh'ah even ath a thub'thtah'tute fo'ah buttuh on thtuff like hash bwonth 'n thteak 'n thtuff~!"

"Da latht kind dat Ah wuhk with ith mah fave'wit kind. Da cwunch beetle baytht paytht~! Ah weally like da taytht a cwunch beetleth 'n cwunch bugth tho ack'oh'ath Ah love dith one! Wash doeth buggieth 'n thtick 'em wight in da blendah. Ee'thee pea'thee~! Thwoe in an egg, a pinch a thalth, a bit a buttuh, a bit a milk, a cup a oath, 'n blend it inta taythty oblivion~! Dith thtuff yew kin weally put on anythin' ya want 'n it cooketh weally good inta thoupth, may'win'adeth, 'n thickuh typeth a thautheth! Ya kin altho yewth it ta covuh thtuff ya wanna fwie up jutht add thumb thpietheth like no'mal!"

"They'ah ya have it~! Da thwee bayth paythtth dat Ah yewth~! Any of 'em kin be thweet if'n ya want 'em ta be 'n datth why Ah gave 'em all tew ya~!"

"OH! He'ah yew'ah complimentuhwee bwick ta yewth in any way ya thee fit..."

*motions toward Sazys, waggles her eyebrows mischievously, and gives Jasmine an evil grin*
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*hip bumps a random person and giggles as she scampers off*
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(Sorry to talk OOC in the chat, but I must say the way your Aurin talks is both adorable and hilarious all at once. X3)
Save Me From My Drought Of RP, Please.
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*performs a hand stand while on the rock outcropping at the top of Hoogle Falls*
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