First Entry ((Audio))
Stupid Pumera! Ate mah chron! not my fault e' was too close ta my scavengin' site. 'ope it gives him indigestion. Now I 'ave ta start mappin' everythin' AGAIN! It's bad enough those Lopp moved in on tha' Dommie fighter....if'n they 'ave broken the flight computer I swear I'll run the little grubs over! What does everyone see in em? Anyway co-ords..
Malgrave, thorny tree 'bout.....3 days buzzbing flight from tha twisty river bed in my favourite direction. Then head in my least favourite direction about one tank of grinder fuel and about o' forty Granok paces right.
It'sa Dommie fighter, pilots gone or eaten, 'opefully eaten. Pumera were all over but now the big problem are the Lopp. Looks mostly intact, could use a lotta o' the insides of that thing. My grinder needs new wiring and the ship needs a flight computer and power cells. The rest I can sell for something solid.
Oh! Yeah note...gotta find someone to show me how to fly.
....and if'n someone is listening ta this and is not me, yer gonna get it I swear! That Salvage is mine!
If it's Kery then GET A LIFE!
Posted Dec 8, 15
· Last edited Jan 19, 16
Second Entry ((Audio Kyalla Firetail))
Chua Spit! The flight 'puter was burned outta tha' Dommie fighter. It wasn' the Lopp jus' whoever was shootin' kinda didn' stop. Prolly a Granok anti air team. Swear they 'ave nothin' but sand in those thick 'eads. I could 'ave sold the flight data to FCON! Now..
"Flower!" ((The new voice is a juvenile Lopp))
What? I'm tryin' ta record 'ere! Shoo!
"Flower not Shiny! But pretty look sad, flower help!" ((Says the voice again))
What! I...ehhm...*mutters* thanks...oh damn!
*recording clicks off then starts up again*
Right so I got some o' what I needed outta tha' wreck. The valuable thin's anyway. The Lopp seemed more interested inna twisted metal than tha insides so good for me.
I think I will 'ead back to Celestion, I guess I'm 'bout 3 days out if I were a sprintin' Pumera. I could do wit' a drink....an' mebbe a place where everyone is taller'n me and not yellin' Shiny every bloody second.
I need ta get a hydration unit too fer a flower....reminder of tha' when you play this back Ky.
Then I 'ave to decide on where to go from 'ere.
Posted Dec 10, 15
· Last edited Dec 5, 16
Third Entry ((Audio Only, Kyalla Firetail))
Stupid dirt brained rotten no good weed brain! Keryan 'as been doin' it again! Takin' credit fer all MY work and pretendin' it is 'is! Worse I 'ear he's using it to pick up women! I swear I am going to run that lazy piece of Chua rot over when I see 'im!
Anyway...I've been in Thayd fer a while now, yeah place is alright. Lots o' junk ta pick through an' tech ta get my 'ands in. Still 'aven't found anyone ta show me 'ow ta fly a ship...why is tha' so weird? An Aurin can fly a ship if we want! Everyone 'spects us ta jus' go live inna tree an be 'appy. Well this ain't Arborea anymore an we saw 'ow that worked out!
*The sound of an Engine revs loudly for a moment*
I 'ave been workin' too much lately too, 'eard o' a couple places I should check out though. Some slingers bar anna place called the Villa....I don' do tha dance thing though, but a stiff drink I can do.
*momentary snicker before the recording stops*
Posted Jan 8, 16
· Last edited Dec 5, 16
((Slowly rewriting these to account for Kyas accent))
Fourth Entry ((Audio Only, Kyalla Firetail))
Hoohaaa! Hold onner'yer parts scabbit! Yer not gonna believe this..
*a background series of beeps sounds*
What'd ya mean ya dun like the name? Can it! Yer ruinin' my mood! Okay! So...I got a readin' today...a biggun'. Though Kya! This is it! Ya found somethin' big! Now ya can find that no good two timin' Kith an hang em with 'Es own--
*a beep interrupts*
What do ya mean e' wasn' so bad!? e' abandoned us an took tha ship! Shut it fore I rewire ya!
Right! So...as I was sayin' got dis readin' followed it an next thing I find some Aurin jus' Sittin' in tha woods. Willow. Girls nuttier than a Jabbit on stim chems! Started showin' me around an all....seems the big readin' I had was some bunker she's Sittin' on. I was like o' great I saw this vid...this is how it starts an' Ima goner.
Only she turned aroun' n' said I could jus' take whatever I wanted! Thought she was someone Kery sent but....e's too dumb fer that. Cassian Asses tho what haul!!
*Kya takes a moment to hoot with glee*
I got more weapons n' electronics now than I know what ta do with! Plus some Eldan tech....Crazy Aurin jus' handed me enough ta bring back tha ghost o' Whitevale. That oughtta get Kiths attention....
Think Ima stay around here a bit...still lots ta clean up on....specially since Willow is jus' lettin' me take everthin' I want...i's almost too easy.
She has pretty eyes tho...
Fifth Entry: Kyalla Firetail ((Audio Only))
*loud thumping sound filled with static*
C'mon start workin' ya piece' o'...
Guess tha' will do it! Haven' been keepin' tabs on ma' comins'n goin. Figure I should 'specially since stupid chompy got into mah notes'n ate em!
I'mma make a seat cover if'n I find em I swear. Anyway, s'not much ta say really. Been tryin' ta find mah stashes...least tha' ones Kery hasn't messed up an gone lost 'n I swear I'mma make a seat outta 'em too!
Anyway....I had a...run in wit' Willow again...well no at firs'. Firs' I went to some flip flop'n bar...Aurin jus' pullin' parts out all over. I's no my kinda thin' but I got free booze! Anyway...found Willow at Hoogles, kinda got'er little drunk...I was jus' tryin' ta get 'er ta paas out an lemme alone but.....I....well it wasn' too bad....she took me back to 'er bunker n' whoa! I dunno where she's gettin' this stuff...but Imma find out.
I also met some pink feller....offered me a job wit somethin' called Rangers'er somethin'. Sounds too much like honest work fer me...oh an I gotta go to tha' robo place! Giant bot...gotta see it. Wonder how hard it is ta move...
((Slowly reworking posts to account for her accent))
Sixth Entry: Kyalla Firetail ((Audio Only))
*slurping sound and static then the faint tinny sound of music can be heard*
So...I'm sittin' 'ere atta 'ospital. Willow went 'n got 'erself 'urt somehow an shes jus' layin' there. None o' these Rangers seem ta know why 'er hows but....doesn' matter. I'm gonna find out who put 'er in 'ere den Ima fill em wit' a few new 'oles.
*Theres a distinct beeping sound and Kya burps with an irritated sound*
Ya can so fill somethin' wit' 'oles ya floatin' lunchbox pipe down an lemme record!
*An indignant robotic burble which sounds alot like a nasty curse*
Anyway....was talkin' ta that pink feller again. Too much wantin' ta talk 'bout feelin's fer my taste but...'e did tell me 'bout tha Rangers stealin' some Cassians Shitter! Can ya imagine?!
*Kya snorts in laughter and is interrupted again by a bleep from whats likely her scanbot*
It is not a bad word! 'ow is tha' a bad word? Why're ya even talkin' 'bout bad words fer ya daft bucket o' parts! I'm recordin' I told ya!
Anyway...ma point is mebbe I judged em too quick. Mebbe I'll 'ang round a bit an see whats tha real bit.
Don' go sulkin'.
Posted Dec 5, 16
· Last edited Dec 5, 16
Seventh Entry: Kyalla Firetail ((Audio Only))
*sounds of clanking and ratcheting which has a faint echo to it.*
'Ey! Ya recordin'?
*burble of a scanbot*
Wha...jus' yes er no! Yer not still sulkin' 'bout leavin' are ya? Well what'dya 'spect? We can't jus' be...wait what am I even talkin' to ya 'bout this for!? Jus' keep recordin'!
*Sound of someone clearing their throat*
Anyways bit o' weird stuff goin' on. Willow seems ta 'ave done whatever is wrong to 'erself...so whatever. Niqe is on an on 'bout 'is feelin's an stuff bout i's past. Mob stuff or somethin'. Don' really matter s'not what Im recordin' fer!
Wilderun! 'Eard somethin' 'bout tha everpool. Guarded by tha Torine. Big ol angry giant women with attitude.....I kinda like em. Though tha everpool...some feller confirmed what I 'eard, has a kinda thing o' 'bout it...ya drink it, yer immortal. Hmmm....The Immortal Kyalla Firetail. I like tha sound o' that.
*burbling of a scanbot*
'Course we're gonna look!
Eigth Entry: Kyalla Firetail ((Audio Only))
*sound of something being taped up.*
So tha Torine ain't gonna be comin' over fer drinks anytime soon. Guess even lookin' at their big ol' stupid wall is 'nough ta make em wanna skewer ya like a jabbit.
*Sound of a scan bot beeping inquisitively*
Wassat? Yes Im fine Scabbit ya can....EY! Are you scannin' me!?
*a almost startled booping*
Uh huh...anyway, s'not important. What is important is tha wall is real, so tha pool is real too. Jus 'ave ta find a way ta get to it before gettin' dead. But speakin' oh things like that I...
*sudden blurt of beeping and booping*
Wha? Miss Justice 'better'n everyone'? Why are ya askin' 'bout 'er for? Iunno...alright I guess? Wouldn't mind seein' 'er chrome up close.
*mechanical Chittering sound followed by a clang like something bonking the dome of a scanbot*
Knock it off! Ya know tha's not what I meant! I was talkin' 'bout tha...yer doin' this on purpose aren't ya...'bout tha umbrella thing!
*a single beep followed by silence*
Right...anyway, workin' on a little deal which could gimme some solid base ta work out of. Mebbe get a crew up an runnin' again. S'lotta stuff out there jus' waitin' ta be claimed an I plan on bein' tha one ta do it.
*another inquisitive beeping*
Huh? Willow? Oh..yeah she woke up an flew tha coup with no tellin' me the end. Happy? Now shut yerself down.
Ninth Entry: Kyalla Firetail ((Audio Only))
*sound of crinkling paper and the clinking of glasses and silverware.*
Mm'kay so bit o' a change today. First...I need salt cause dis food is jus'....no.
*Sound of a salt shaker for several long moments*
Hoowah! That'll make yer face pucker! Better. Now...first make note scabbit! Ravine tha' looks like Kery's face when 'e's all sookin' an' 'bout a days walk North, not a normal walk more like a drunken' wander...slant left. Take tha lopsided passage...den 'bout a half hour lazy jabbit hops an tha' ya gonna find an abandoned tradepost. 'Kay not abandoned but tha ol' codger'll be easy enough ta run off.
*Scabbit makes a booping sound to which Kya sighs*
Tha USUAL way! I also gotta get me a crew...cause one o' tha' thungs sittin' inna yard is a engine...a biggun....an Scabbit we're gonna build us a ship!
*Hoots and hollers for a moment when a beeping interrupts her*
Wha? Course I know 'ow ta fly now! Whattya think I been up too all tha' time?
*a rather sarcastic blaaap*
Pfff 'sides that! Anyway Willow...decided 'gainst me better judgments ta talk ta Willow....she told me some story o' ICI an Black 'oods an somethin' 'bout a needle place an' multiple Willows in 'er 'ead....I thought she was a nutter. Though someone dressed like a 'ood blew up 'er 'ouse an I 'ad Scabbit do a bio scan of 'er jus ta..
*a inquisitive beep*
Wha? Yeah yeah yer scan was fine shut it. Anyway turns out..shes not a nutter. Willow got more tech in 'er than some vid movie super 'ero. Valuable tech...cyberware an synth material an bio engineered glands an' ....well somethin's up. I wanna know who tha other personalities are though.....'avin someone with that much tech in yer corner could useful. Scabbit make a record of yer scan an run projections o' uses an profits if'n Willow was workin' as one o' us....compile it and send.
All the Plat! Oh...an send me tha picture too.