((Open for rp responses, questions, and follow up as people like-- Behold, an incharacter message from Zai's Dad))
Kronk Siegfist/ironfist/Smithington- look whatever last name I am using today- for that matter whatever first name I'm using today- Hi. This is Zai's sketchy Dad. Good to send you all a message.
Anyway, it has come to my attention that a lot you want to beat my ass. Also that I am wanted by like, Everyone. I mean the second one is normal, trust me, me and Avra go way back, and not in the good way that makes you have mixed feelings about if its quasi necorophilia with a 'desh. No, just in the “I get arrested and shit" way. So notably, I have no intention of coming to nexus and repeating THAT bullshit. Mr. Feathers, my new little dude, he needs his dad and shit.
There's always a butt, you know, you genera blind dipshits-
But- I did think maybe I might do something as a gesture of not being a total shit. So any of you got questions? Ask away. I will answer. Seriously go on, ask me anything, I am here to clear the air like a fart loosed after you clenched on it for like, 20 minutes cause you dont want to do that to another guy in a drop pod.
But there was the important bit--
And more importantly- Here. I am leaving you the address of the last guy I knew who had a surviving hug bunny we took off arboria. Of the 11 we nabbed, 6 died the first few days (My idiot crewmate shook a bag. Full of babies and toddlers. Guess how well THAT worked out), three died in transit (We learned a valuable elsson about storing babies next to the trask cage), one pooped itself to death at the pet store (not on me!), and Zai I keapt (ok, that one is on me). But that does leave a potentially live missing hug bunny out there.
The last place I saw the little devil was “Frank's Exotic Pets” On the sketchy space station bear Archae 9. Ask for Frank. Tell him kronk sent you.
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